I guess since the Shore is being cancelled tensions are running high in Jersey. Why else would a 72 year old man point a gun at a man for farting?
Daniel Collins Junior, 72, of Teaneck, New Jersey, is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbour.
Police say the confrontation came in the lobby of their apartment building after the neigbbour “farted” as he walked by Collins’ door.
Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr said Collins told the flatulent man: “I’m going to put a hole in your head.”
Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighbourly act from inside his apartment, reports the Bergen Record.
First off, he only heard it….So it could have been something else. Maybe the guy just got new shoes? Either way this seems like something very silly to get a bent out of shape about. I get wicked farts sometimes due to what I eat, mainly because of my gall bladder issues. I’d hate to have a gun pointed at me every time I slide one out under my ass cheek.




