In Seattle a man claims to have been beaten up by Leprechauns for dancing with their girl. Has this man never seen the Leprechaun movies? Those little bastards are vicious when it comes to their “precious’”. Dude shouldn’t have been trying to rub his shillelagh and blarney stones up on their girl.
Police say they received reports about the fight around 1:55 a.m. on Bell Street near the Alaskan Way Viaduct, but when they arrived they saw numerous people running from the scene. Police then saw a man on the ground, who was covered in blood and holding his head and screaming in pain. When police asked the man who was involved in the fight he said, “It was a bunch of leprechauns,” that were mad because he was dancing with a girl, according to police.
Single greatest line from this story though is at the end of the actual report/statement given by the police. “Police were unable to find the leprechauns or anyone else involved.” Seriously, they put out an ABP for Leprechauns? Don’t they know that those green midgets can away themselves to far off lands?